||[Dec. 28th, 2002|03:18 pm]
Rule of the Universe!
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I didn't get a monkey for Christmas. =(
No bacon was cooked either.
But I will get along, once again, without them.
2003-01-30 08:06 pm (UTC)
no bacon from saint nik...
me either. no bacon, that is. figure next year i'll show the bastard by knocking him out while he's putting coal in my stocking (the planning of this will get me on the "naughty" list for sure!) then make jerky out of his reindeer. not bacon, but close enough to send a message.
that'll teach him to not bring bacon to the needy.
And I am needy!!!!
I've had bacon only once this year.
No jerky yet.
But I have had reindeer jerky before. Tasty..but not bacony.
I'm naughty but Santa doesn't seem to mind so much...but then again I never thought about sack jacking him and eating his ride! heh